Week 3 Prediction

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2011-03-13 15:31:33
The Greek can post his week 3 predictions in this news post as a comment and then I'll move it to the message body. Gregor. Week 3 Predictions Tan-ning Salon 8 Green Acres 5 Odds Tan uses the same keeper for the entire game - 8 to 1. Odds Dale scores a goal and gives up a goal while playing goalie - 12 to 1. Over/Under on the number of slide tackles credited to Ched – 4. Odds Chris Reeves shows two or more people his abs – 3 to 2. Odds the Green skipper gives up an empty net goal – 3 to 1. Odds Nabil scores that empty net goal – 2 to 1. Black Cloud 2 Blue Bloods 6 Odds Hugh Hefner scores more this weekend than Black scores in March - 5 to 4. Odds Black wins more games than it drains after-game kegs – 74 to 1. Odds Fick heads more balls than the Blue defense – 3 to 1. Over/Under on the average height of Blue’s starting lineup – 6’ 5”. Odds Wolfe scores in his own net – 1.5 to 1. Odds Kevin B trades himself in the transfer window to Tan in a keeper/striker swap – 4 to 1. White Lillies 2 Agent Orange 3 Odds Gus finishes a game against a team featuring Bill O, Bass, and Andrew - 225 to 1. Over/Under on how many touches Iyad takes before making his first pass – 145. Odds there is at least one person bulldogged before the final whistle - 3 to 2. Odds Josh still scores even though he is not at the complex – 2 to 1. Odds Gregor completes a clean sheet while standing on his head – 3 to 1. Red Rovers 3 Gold Fish 4 Odds both Kevin M and David R finish the game - 7 to 1. Over/Under on Hiram’s arrival time – 2:45pm. Odds both Chase and Jafar agree with the referee’s interpretation of the rules – 9,998 to 1. Odds Chris Harris shoots more with his right foot than Iyad shoots with his left – 2 to 1. Odds Ming is allowed to play goal – 5 to 1. Odds Kevin M predicts Red wins by 400 next week – 2 to 3. Odds Chase will say I’m going at best 2-2 this week 1 to 7. But it’s more fun that way. The Greek

Comments

Did anybody notice how the "Commish" only scheduled his Blue Team one game during the regular season against Red Tide and White Knuckles!!! But 2 games against Black Flag!!! Hmmmm....

Guest @ 2011-03-17 09:38:16

Have you met Barnyard...I am not sure he can plan that far ahead. Heck, he doesnt start reruiting for the season until 3 days before it starts!

Guest @ 2011-03-17 10:21:18


Week 3 Predictions

Tan-ning Salon 8
Green Acres 5

Odds Tan uses the same keeper for the entire game - 8 to 1. Odds Dale scores a goal and gives up a goal while playing goalie - 12 to 1. Over/Under on the number of slide tackles credited to Ched – 4. Odds Chris Reeves shows two or more people his abs – 3 to 2. Odds the Green skipper gives up an empty net goal – 3 to 1. Odds Nabil scores that empty net goal – 2 to 1.

Black Cloud 2
Blue Bloods 6

Odds Hugh Hefner scores more this weekend than Black scores in March - 5 to 4. Odds Black wins more games than it drains after-game kegs – 74 to 1. Odds Fick heads more balls than the Blue defense – 3 to 1. Over/Under on the average height of Blue’s starting lineup – 6’ 5”. Odds Wolfe scores in his own net – 1.5 to 1. Odds Kevin B trades himself in the transfer window to Tan in a keeper/striker swap – 4 to 1.

White Lillies 2
Agent Orange 3

Odds Gus finishes a game against a team featuring Bill O, Bass, and Andrew - 225 to 1. Over/Under on how many touches Iyad takes before making his first pass – 145. Odds there is at least one person bulldogged before the final whistle - 3 to 2. Odds Josh still scores even though he is not at the complex – 2 to 1. Odds Gregor completes a clean sheet while standing on his head – 3 to 1.

Red Rovers 3
Gold Fish 4

Odds both Kevin M and David R finish the game - 7 to 1. Over/Under on Hiram’s arrival time – 2:45pm. Odds both Chase and Jafar agree with the referee’s interpretation of the rules – 9,998 to 1. Odds Chris Harris shoots more with his right foot than Iyad shoots with his left – 2 to 1. Odds Ming is allowed to play goal – 5 to 1. Odds Kevin M predicts Red wins by 400 next week – 2 to 3.

Odds Chase will say I’m going at best 2-2 this week 1 to 7. But it’s more fun that way.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-03-18 12:59:35

man you are so gifted, this is hilarious. gotta love this league

Guest @ 2011-03-19 08:32:22

Odds ming plays in goal....
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1

Chase

Guest @ 2011-03-20 11:39:49

Odds the little china man ming gives up 2 goals in 5 mins of keeper...1 to 3.

Guest @ 2011-03-20 12:09:32

The first 2 comments deserve no comment

League Administrator @ 2011-03-20 20:57:43


Week 3 Summary

The Greek’s Prediction - Tan 8 Green 5
Result – Tan 4 Green 3

Tan has the ultimate team player in Russ who uses his 8’ 6” wingspan to defend the team’s net. Must have looked like there was about 3 square inches of space for the Green strikers to shoot at. Tan is looking to get to .500 next week against a Gold team with coalition troubles. Green gets the Red Rockets and seem to be a good bet to beat the early -400 betting line.

The Greek’s Prediction - Black 2 Blue 6
Result – Black 2 Blue 8

Never bet against Hugh Hefner. This game can be summed up by an interview with Black’s talisman keeper Chuck Kim.
TG - “Chuck, how did y’all do today?”
CK – “Uuuuhh, we lost”
TG – “Was it close?”
CK – “Uuuuuuhh, no”
Black can look forward, however, to a matchup with Orange, who apparently have lost the wheels on their wagon. Blue matches up with White, which will be a battle of who can win the most free kicks.

The Greek’s Prediction - White 2 Orange 3
Result – White 6 Orange 2

Gus chooses not to start since the odds are stacked against him finishing this contest. I am officially off the Orange bandwagon since it is clearly burning down. Only a game with Black can help this team’s confidence. Oh wow, look who Orange play next week. White should be on a high after pulling out a victory without their skipper. Tough defensive matchup with Blue next week.

The Greek’s Prediction - Red 3 Gold 4
Result – Red 7 Gold 7

Clearly Gold have the secret ingredient to “ungluing” Red. The Gold skipper proclaimed this tie a “win” for his team but I must interject that Gold was favored on The Greek’s betting line; be more ambitious gentlemen. There are also whispers that the Gold reserves are forming a union, more on that later. Red gets a Green team that looks to be coming into good form. The early Moghaddam Line is -412 in Reds favor.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-03-21 10:54:05

Overheard at the beer roundtable after week 3 games...Chase's back is flaring up...could this be the beginning of the end for Red? especially since he's the glue that holds them together?

Guest @ 2011-03-21 13:56:00



Chase will be just fine. But remember, Red can win it all without kevin m, Chase and possibly Lallo as long as Barnard stops scheduling games on the cow pasture he calls Field 7.

Kevin M.



Guest @ 2011-03-21 14:39:33


I won't be here this week against green, so the line has to come down a bit. I will say -409.

Kevin M.

Guest @ 2011-03-21 14:44:37

Red is going down.

Reza

Guest @ 2011-03-23 10:01:42

Red is over rated.
it will be a toosup between at least 4 teams this year. unfortunately orange may not be one of them.
Iyad

Guest @ 2011-03-23 10:12:02

Iyad,

Let's get some players back before we make a call on Orange's chances. I still like our lineup with Gus and Jay back.

KJ

Guest @ 2011-03-23 13:17:09

Red will beat green today by 19 even without Kevin, chase, and lallo

Guest @ 2011-03-26 10:40:54