Greek Corked and Greggor Absent

Posted by: Chase Drew on 2011-04-17 07:51:24

When the season started a new, and interesting voice was added to the MGASL league.  He made predictions, talked a good game, and even gave funny results.  Everyone wondered who this fantasy writer was.  Some speculated Me, others speculated Darryl Wolfe, but most thought it was Greggor. 

Two weeks went by with two interesting posts.  Then Greggor goes on vacation and no posts.  Week four comes and is rained out, agin no post.  Kevin "big mouth small man" Mogahadam says the Greek has been corked and he finally makes a small post saying it was impossible.  We all expect another post...but

The entire week goes by with out a post or the games even being update.  Greggor is the man who runs the site...if he is to busy to update the site, there is no way he would have time to post his prediction...therefore, I speculate that the Greek must be Greggor.  Anybody else got any better ideas?  (well, that, and we need a new place to talk smack...the other place had 38 posts and I was tired of scrolling down!)


we all miss the posts by the Greek. have to say you too Chase have great writing skills. both of you just make this league even more enjoyable than it already is.

Guest @ 2011-04-17 10:17:03

Gregor will become unglued after reading this
Post from Chase.

Guest @ 2011-04-17 17:20:07

nice! but not from the way, the glue was back today! And his shots were worse than EVER


Guest @ 2011-04-17 21:37:31

So true Chase! too bad your feet aren't as accurate as your head! was a nice header goal...just hate it happened against me!

Kevin B

Guest @ 2011-04-19 13:20:46

Hey Barnard.
You are lucky we let chase play this week otherwise we would have won by 20.

Guest @ 2011-04-19 14:40:03

Week 6 Summary

Black 5
Gold 6
Gold is shorthanded and nearly pays the price as their reserves go on strike requesting an increase in wages and playing time. The boycott nearly pays off as Gold is down big early. However, as Gold gets late reinforcements, Black switches tactics deploying keeper virtuoso Chuck as a striker. The move pays off in the form of a goal for Chuck but also kills Black’s dream of a 1 win season. Black is approaching the standard set by the Lallo drafted Chase/Hiram Green team of the 2009 season.

White 3
Green “Our Real Color is Yellow” 0
A display by Green which was equally diabolical and cowardly. Sensing a big defeat at the hands of White, Green waves the white flag on Monday and fails to show. Rumors are that their top 2 draft picks would not show and they may have to play with 6. Green should take a lesson from Kevin M on how to win with 5. I am appealing to Commissioner Barnard that Green and Gold should switch shirts next week so the “Green Berets” would have the appropriate Yellow jerseys to cover the strip down their back.

Red 9
Blue 3
Red can win without Kevin M, Chase, and Lallo………………….against Blue anyway. Complete domination from the opening whistle. There were only two negatives for Red. Chase virtually guaranteeing a $5 equipment surcharge to play in the league next fall by kicking all the balls in the woods and an injury to the league’s only remaining vixen. Blue is in a slide that only the Black team could cure. Maybe the Commish will forget they still have to make up a game against White to ease their burden?

Tan 4
Orange 8
Orange finally gets a win without having to depend on Gregor to save their butt. Jay returned to Orange this week, albeit with only 1 1/2 wheels and gave Gregor the freedom to roam the pitch with reckless abandon. The change was an inspiration to the Orange team which attacked the Tan goal without restraint. Tan greatly missed their anointed keeper Russ as even Bulldog got in on the scoring action. Is Orange back or is Tan down for the count?

The Greek
(By the way Gregor, what happened to the section for predictions and who is playing who this week. I can’t continue to work in these conditions. Chase, enjoyed your detective work but you are missing just a few key details.)

Guest @ 2011-04-20 10:14:37

I think we got really lucky winning against Tan. I'm not sure if we can pull it off again against blue


Guest @ 2011-04-20 10:54:44

the last post is not mine. wonder who is doing that! it is not luck when you score 8 goals to 4 and win.

Guest @ 2011-04-20 12:07:50

The ball I kicked in the woods hit the top of the tree and was found, and the one I kicked over the pond was also found. And the one I put in the net (with my head) was also found by the degecticed Barnyard! No equipment charge unless they get lost!


Guest @ 2011-04-20 12:25:07

last I saw a great show like that was when Hiram was playing forward!

Guest @ 2011-04-20 13:37:49

Finally, Greggor can now write that I am not the only one who kicks the balls out of bounds. See me and Chase know how to play defense when we have too....or are undermanned....

Guest @ 2011-04-20 14:47:14

After talking it over with my team, the Red Rockets have decided to play with 6 players the rest of this season just to make it more fair.

Kevin M.

Guest @ 2011-04-20 17:20:39

And 5 in the second half.

Guest @ 2011-04-20 17:21:52

It's crazy and unfair to only get 3 pts. for a forfeit. I would score more than that myself. It hurts the team in the standings so I suggest this be changed retroactively. 25-0 sounds more like what the score whould have been against green.

Guest @ 2011-04-20 17:34:05

who bets with me that Kevin Bragaddam team wont win the league this seaso

Guest @ 2011-04-20 22:22:51

Dont think you guys are the only one the balding midget talks trash to. Its amazing how much "napolean" complex one little man can have!


Guest @ 2011-04-21 06:47:18

Just confidence in my team. We could probably win it all with 4 players on the field but that would be disrespecting the opponent.

Guest @ 2011-04-21 08:03:54

Green will win the championship

Guest @ 2011-04-21 10:27:29

Maybe....If they show up for the games.

Guest @ 2011-04-21 10:29:50

Are you kidding me? The only way Green wins the championship is that if all the other teams don't show up and they get to play Black in the Finals.

And even then, there is only a 50% chance they beat black. And even yet, there is only a 10% chance of that.

Guest @ 2011-04-21 12:55:03

Odds Green wins the championship 872 to 1.
Odds Green does not show for the playoffs 2 to 1.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-04-21 15:27:22

Vixen? Really? C'mom Greek.

JJ apparently also known as the Vixen

Guest @ 2011-04-21 20:45:37

That proves it...The Greek is Kevin jackson!

Guest @ 2011-04-21 21:06:20

Blue 5 orange 4
Gold 6 green 3
White 8 tan 2
Red 473 black 1 ( thanks to ming)

Guest @ 2011-04-22 14:41:15


Blue 5 orange 4

Gold 6 green 3

White 8 tan 2

Red 473 black 1 ( thanks to ming)

Guest @ 2011-04-22 14:42:24

Will Black get it's first win this week against red?

Guest @ 2011-04-22 21:33:02

Black stomps Red with Chuck & Toe scoring all the goals!

Guest @ 2011-04-23 11:03:03

Week 4 Predictions

Black Plague 1
Red Roses 9

Winning Strategies for Red:
1. Make sure at least 5 players show up
2. Pass the ball to Wolfe in the Black penalty area
3. Put Chase on ice until May 23rd
4. Don’t over think this one

Winning Strategies for Black:
1. Forget about strategies, start drinking at 2:30
2. If you’re still thinking about Black strategies refer to #1
3. Bet Kevin M $100 he can’t win with 4
4. Convince Chase this is a good game to pad his scoring stats
5. Skip regulation and proceed straight to tie-breaking penalty kicks with Ming and Chuck as keepers

Blue Man Group 3
Orange Juice 6

Winning Strategies for Blue
1. Steal all the Ben Gay/Icy Hot from Orange’s bench before the game
2. Convince the Referee that soccer has a 5 second rule like basketball to render Iyad ineffective
3. Have the Commish make a new rule stating teams playing at 4:30 can only score with their head
4. Ask that Gregor not play keeper to keep things fair
5. Offer to help Gus with his pregame stretch

Winning Strategies for Orange
1. Put the Ben Gay/Icy Hot in a safe place
2. Add a massage therapist and orthopedic surgeon to the payroll
3. Play with 2 balls on the field so both Iyad and Gus have something to play with
4. Insist that burgers are ready by 5:00 so the Commish has to start cooking early
5. Sabotage the grill so the burgers take an hour to cook

Green Eggs & Ham 2
Cash for Gold 6

Winning Strategies for Green
1. Tape foam to the top of Chris Harris’s left shoe
2. Convince Hiram to find his inner striker
3. Tie Resa between the goal posts
4. Send Hiram a message that the game starts at 6:30
5. Conserve the team’s energy by passing to Nabil then taking a rest

Winning Strategies for Gold:
1. Practice your Nabil voice and leave Resa a message Saturday morning that you can’t make it
2. Tell Hiram & company the game starts at 3:30
3. Change the reserves salary structure so they are paid according to playing time. Use the savings to buy another striker.
4. No worries, Green probably has a match with Manchester United at the same time

Tan-gled 4
White Russian 8

Strategies for Tan to Win
1. Remember White is still good for at least 2 red cards
2. Double Russ’s compensation to play goal
3. Disguise Chuck after the 4:30 game and sneak him into goal

Strategies for White to Win
1. Shoot a lot, from anywhere you like
2. Tell Tripp that the academy game refs did not show up
3. Have security frisk all Tan players to make sure nobody is in disguise

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-04-23 12:56:54

Odds Greek will bend over and get ready
To receive when green wins championship
1 to 1

Guest @ 2011-04-23 21:24:08

I'll take my odds on that one. But it does sound like you would like that A LOT.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-04-23 23:56:32

Since we are at a point in the schedule where we are playing teams we already have played, why are we not replacing one of these last two weeks with games cancelled from 3/27. This will allow all teams to play each other.

Guest @ 2011-04-24 15:14:28

Agree with last post. Lets play 3/27 games this Sunday. It makes sense.

Guest @ 2011-04-24 15:18:54

Playoffs are all that matters. Green will win

Guest @ 2011-04-24 19:05:01

Thats all Black has been waiting on...the playoffs and the upsets that follow. This is still preseason for us. Dano has been fooling you all the whole time. We actually know what we are doing.


Guest @ 2011-04-24 20:28:36

My vote is to play all teams before playoffs. Agree with playing 3-27 gams this sunday.

Guest @ 2011-04-25 19:47:26

Hey everybody pipe down about the make up game. Barnard is re-scheduling it for a thursday night.

And stop insulting the Greek. He is the funniest thing on this website. Say whatever you want Greek, I am on your side.


Kevin M.

Guest @ 2011-04-26 09:08:11

Thanks kevin. Apparently Green is just a touch insecure about......well a few things. I bet Green's year end party is probably quite the spectacle after reading the post above.

Week 7 wrap up and week 8 predictions later in the week.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-04-26 19:02:46

More than likely, Green will set up a year end party and then no one from theteam will show up.

Guest @ 2011-04-26 20:29:13

Dave Bass will be there.

Guest @ 2011-04-26 20:52:45

LOL! Sounds like the Greek is already looking forward to Green winning the championship

Guest @ 2011-04-27 10:36:56

The post is about Greek Corked after all

Guest @ 2011-04-27 10:40:18

All this talk about bending over makes me think I need to bring a camcorder to the party.

Guest @ 2011-04-27 10:42:50

Someone please start a new article. Tired of scrolling all the way down 42 posts. Come on Greek. Write and article about the weenie green team.

Guest @ 2011-04-27 17:17:54

or at least please tell us how to do that on this site

Guest @ 2011-04-27 19:00:11