Hiram: Game Changer?

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2012-03-11 17:46:26
White came out in force against Red, scoring 3 goals easily in the first five minutes and looked ready to score 1,700 points for the season. The most exciting coming off a corner kick from a pirouetting, scissor-kicking  Darryl Berryhill who looked like a cross between an Olympic Rhythm Gymnast, a gazelle, and a pimento cheese sandwich.

But it wasn't meant to last once Hiram Wilson arrived on the scene and shut White down cold. Red went on to score 4 unanswered before the break. It could have been worse due to a questionable PK call off a handball in the box on White. The Football Gods, however, were not fooled and the PK attempt ricocheted off the post for no score. Red increase their lead to two off a bending shot to the top corner by John "Wolly Bully" Koutsantanou.

White scored again to pull within one, but with White having a strong focus on offense - defense: not so much - and the White GK falling asleep on a free kick from Red captain Josh Trieste the gap widened. Another goal by Red and it was all over for White except for the crying, with Red taking away a win with a score of 7-4.


I believe pimento cheese sandwiches are protesting everywhere due to the insult of being compared to a mediocre-at-best soccer player (Gymnasts are actually 'ok' with it).

What you forgot to mention were my 9 missed wide-open shots and a failed attempt to play on the defensive side of the ball. (Iím still not sure where exactly right corner back is locatedÖ thatís in the secondary, right?)

Good game Red,
Darryl B.

Guest @ 2012-03-11 20:53:34

If the game was judged on missed opportunities, then the red team would be declared the unequivocal winner....:->)

Guest @ 2012-03-11 22:37:02

White did a great job and also had many opportunities. Next week is another week. You will definitely see a different team play. Good job by both teams. Definitely a long season ahead.

Guest @ 2012-03-11 22:44:17

White team will be on of the best 3 teams this season.

one or two more games and the team will be in rhythm and will be very hard to beat.

Guest @ 2012-03-12 09:29:31

I cannot stay silent anymore. Hey Red, White, what r u guys arguing about? Whos is going to finish in second place ?

It's obvious nobody is going to be able to keep up with black. The magic will be winning his 3rd consecutive championship. The only question remaining is "will it be easier than last season"

Kevin M.

Guest @ 2012-03-12 17:09:53

The midget must have forgotten what kind of record the black team has accumulated recently or he would have been first out the game to change shirt colors. as for easier than last season, give it a rest. 5 first or second round picks on the team last year and this year will be easier.


Guest @ 2012-03-13 11:08:47

Uniform is just a color and I have at least 5 or 6 first or second rounders on my team now.
I bring out the best in everyone. They come to me as 6th rounders and I elevate them to 2nd rounders just by my motivational methods.

Bring me a high school quarterback and I'll have them playing like Payton Manning is 3 days.


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Sounds like your copying what Cuthbert says. About time he returned to give you some worthy competition

Guest @ 2012-03-16 22:49:00

What are u talking about. Paul is too old and has arthritis. He can't carry a team no more. That's why he plays with Adrian's team. They win and make him look good.

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