Wolfpack name usage challenged
We, the hereinafter identified founding members of the true Wolfpack, do hereby insist that the MGASL cease and desist all usage of the name "Wolfpack" in conjunction with the white team.
Be it known that "The Toe" and "Sea Bass", in conjunction with certain other individuals, are founding members of the Wolfpack. While modern lore abounds with rumors of Wolfpack happenings, the Wolfpack itself is a secret society and members are prohibited from divulging full details of Wolfpack meetings.
The Wolfpack consists of a certain group of individuals whose organization exists solely for the purpose of preserving the spirit of manly pursuits and commradery among its members. Wolfpack meetings are not publicized, nor open to the general public. While select guests have been invited to attend Wolfpack meetings, they are expressly forbidden to reveal the esoteric nature of Wolfpack meetings. For this reason, those who have shown an inability to censor their activites on Facebook are expressly forbidden.
MGASL recently announced their use of the name Wolfpack in conjunction with a team captained by "the Brit." The draft failed to produce a true Wolfpack team. In fact, the blue team, commonly known as "the Magic" boasts two founding Wolfpack members and a seasoned Wolfpack guest. With three Wolfpack affiliated players on "the Magic" and the white team only having "the Brit," it is clear that the Wolfpack name has been usurped without permission.We therefore demand the immediate cessation of the use of the name "Wolfpack" until such time as MGASL receives express permission from the true Wolfpack.