Black Name Change

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2015-09-14 11:30:09
In what was no doubt a surprise to everyone, the black jerseyed team, formerly known as TBD formerly known as Beat you so bad that your ancestors will feel it have discovered the chink in their armor and have appropriately changed the team name. Without question Royal Pain will be hurting following the upcoming game against the revamped Stop complaining, Adam, and just play the game.


I think this strategy is clearly a move in the right direction. With this all important name change, and its underlying message, Black "Stop complaining, Adam, and just play the game" will reign terror into the hearts of Royal Pain and emerge victorious.
The Toe

The Toe @ 2015-09-14 13:18:06

And just in case the name change doesn't scare Royal Pains, this week, David "I don't have a broken hip" Smith will return to the pitch after a restful vacation to Coco Beach!
The Toe

The Toe @ 2015-09-14 13:22:41

"Adam, stop complaining" will be a legit contender but they did have a tough start against a bunch of straight up ballers on Sharknado. That guy Matt is comparable to Messi. -Local Sports Analyst

Guest @ 2015-09-14 14:59:28

Week 3 is looking like a exciting weekend. A rematch of last years championship, a talented Orange squad facing the Offensive Beasts who wear gray, Bashar's overly defensive Red Devils vs Stop Complaining Adam, and Koot's only chance for a victory against the other basement dwellers "Just Juan More high level player and we might be competitive." Should be an exciting weekend.
posted by guest.

Guest @ 2015-09-15 07:12:06

Just Juan More player from Real Madrid, Manchester United, or where?

Guest @ 2015-09-15 18:50:34

bashar vs mogadam.
bass vs bass.
sunday sunday sunday!

Guest @ 2015-09-18 12:17:03

Thank you for being mean to Adam that is a nice name may be he will start scoring now for your team we all know that he is one of the top scorer in the league but you need to pass the ball to him you know he can finish it for you he is your No9 but ya keep runing with the ball till you loss the possession and everyone is trying to score their own goal that i do not understand. I'm not an expert in soccer but what I know is that defenders need to stay and defend their goal and when they get the ball pass it to the midfielders who pass it to your strikers so they can finish it. In your team everybody runs with the ball till he gets tired then, try to make inaccurate passes or lose the ball to the oponent and every conuter-attack goes easily into your net because when players make such unrealistic run not only they get quickly tired but also they abandon the strategic position they're supposed to play for the team.

I'm not playing for your team but this is just a piece of advice from me I know you have a good team you can make it to the final if you take my advice seriously.

Unanimous supporter of SC ADAM JPG

Guest @ 2015-09-19 12:27:24

I can totally see if adam wrote that, but if he did not then who ever wrote is a hilarious genious...IMHO

Guest @ 2015-09-19 13:23:46

Was that recorded by Adam after the game? It sounds like his speech with the same broken English and self praising tone. Maybe if he played more like he talked his team would support him. Also from an outsiders perspective it seemed as though he only wanted perfect passes that required little or no effort to tap into the net. Also I'm not adam.

Guest @ 2015-09-19 14:16:52

I really think we should have 2 divisions in the over 30 league this season.
At the end of the season, whoever has the best record between
Koot's team, Juan's team and the former Beers team should receive a Medal as well.
Just my opinion.

Kevin Moghaddam.

Guest @ 2015-09-19 17:00:36


Do you have my Jersey? S.
Sorry about no show!

Guest @ 2015-09-19 17:38:17

Kevin Barnard has it. No problem. Need u tomorrow.

Guest @ 2015-09-19 17:59:50

Will be there for sure!!

Guest @ 2015-09-19 18:38:18

I can't believe green beat orange. Wow. Adam heaths teams always have a slow start. Maybe the 13-3 beating they took in game one isn't reflective of who green is.....interesting season already. Next week Koot faces Juan. Could be two wins in a row.

Guest @ 2015-09-21 10:17:29

We will definitely beat Juan. Magic got lucky Javier and Sam were out. We will beat Royal, Bashar, and gray also. We are the real deal. I'm tired of people running their mouth. We will win the league. -Koot

Guest @ 2015-09-21 10:20:15