Blue Bombers Fall - Hard

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2017-04-03 00:00:00
The previously winless Spartans started strong against the Blue Bombers, taking the kickoff in for a goal in the first minute but the Blue Bombers took advantage of the player disparity to pack the box and go up 3-1, one off a heal flick from Adam "Say My Name" Fofana and another off the head of Juan "Futbol is my national pastime" Hernandez.

After that, however, it all fell apart for the Blue Bombers as they would fail to score again for the remainder of the match while the stalwart Spartans proceeded to put in five unanswered despite being a player short while the Bombers played full strength with a sub on the bench.

The breakdown came as Adam "Kick it to my feet" Fofana changed team tactics in the absence of quiet and reserved striker Kevin "Magic" Moghadam. Fofana elected to change from the offensive end of the field to the defensive end of the field to protect the Bomber lead. It is difficult to determine whether Fofana altered the play because his strategy is weak, which is likely a strong possibility when considering some of the teams he has drafted in the past, or because he was too winded to continue to play striker while attempting to shuttle his big belly up and down the pitch.

Even Fofana's repeated dives and complaints about calls from the referee were not enough as the Spartans thoroughly molested the Blue Bombers as they played without arguably the greatest player ever in the history of the MGASL, Magic Moghadam. Without his speed, grit, and determination the Bombers would surely have succumbed to all of their previous opponents. 

For this reason, Monday, April 3, 2017 shall be reserved to honor the absence of the great Kevin Moghadam on behalf of the Blue Bombers and to honor Adam Fofana as the best player for the Spartans in their victory by not being on the Spartan team.


I am humbled Gregor.

Kevin M.

Guest @ 2017-04-03 09:27:38

It is your day of honor, Kevin.

Web Site Admin @ 2017-04-03 11:45:11

Same honor should go to Tim Gluvna for helping Super eagles while playing for Beers

Guest @ 2017-04-03 14:17:45

Let's not overdo this with silly comments.
April 3rd is Magic Moghaddam day.
Kevin Barnard has decided that next spring, we will take off the week of April 3rd and have a celebration in Magic's honor.

Magic Skipper.

Guest @ 2017-04-03 18:35:10


I salute your win you truly deserve it you play smart.

I think we underestimated you we wanted to take easy on you because you were one man down but that strategy fired back on us.

I feel sorry for both team that little magic have to claim undeserved victory for himself.

I'm fofano and I approve this message

Guest @ 2017-04-04 21:25:38

The only thing I have decided is Kevin Moghaddam will start taking off the first Sunday of every April to serve his time out. As many remember from a few seasons back, Kevin made a bold statement that if the Beers scored 5 goals against his Magic team, he would quit the league. Well we're still waiting for him to quit the league since the Beers made good on the 5 goals! I think serving a 1 game automatic sit out is fair? I'm the Commish and I definitely approve this message!

Guest @ 2017-04-07 11:11:06

You are just mad I never got u the championship. But it wasn't my fault.
Paul told me to draft Barnard and u have it in the bag. I didn't realize he was talking about your daughter.

Magic Skipper

Guest @ 2017-04-07 19:58:43

I'm betting $100 on Black Pack tie/win over the underperformed and overconfident Magic team without 2 of their top players this Sunday.


Guest @ 2017-04-08 11:39:16

I will take that bet if u r serious.
Have the money before the game.

Show it to me before the game starts and we let someone hold it if u r serious.

Kevin M.

Guest @ 2017-04-08 13:34:32

You got it old man! No one needs to hold my our money. Tie or win I win.


Guest @ 2017-04-08 13:54:45

Got it.

I want u to pay me right after the game.
Also u said u r missing Phu and Jose.

Part of the bet.

Kevin M

Guest @ 2017-04-08 14:00:42

Let me rephrase that "without 2 of my top players. And yes I'll hand you the money after the game if you WIN.

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