Lame Team Names

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2018-09-09 00:00:00
The Over 30 team names have taken a dive. They used to be creative and interesting, now the names are worse than losing your virginity to your sister. Look at these lame names:
  • Super Eagles - WTF?
  • Real Macon FC - wow, that is some originality
  • Macon United - just as weak as the previous
  • Barcelona - hey, guys, I have an idea, let's pick the name of real team and call ourselves that
  • Magic's Back - yeah, their backside maybe, as they are bent over taking it in the rear. Should have been called Magic's Brown Eye Getting Mercilessly Pounded
  • Red Devil's - let's go for synergy and pick a fishing lure to name our soccer team after
  • Bengal Tigers - the only thing good about this name is that it is not Super Eagles
and the winner for best Over 30 team names: Royal, with the name Blue Team

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