Greggor comes "unglued"
Greggor Jennings has had a great over 30 season. All season long he has rushed to his phone after the game so he can update the standings. Seeing his beloved Gray climb to the top of the standings has been one of the highlights of his year to date.
But the loss to the lowly Green team has sent him reeling. He has been so distraught the last few days that he hasn’t even been able to visit the site. Those close to him say they have removed all sharp objects from his house. They have thrown out all prescription drugs and someone is keeping an eye on him 24 hours a day.
It is hoped that a victory over the suddenly resurgent Red team will lighten his spirits. His friends and family are afraid that any loss my send him over the edge. He was recently seen in Arvin's Pawn looking at assault rifles and buying large amounts of fertilizer at The Home Depot. If you come across Greggor in the next few days you might be well advised to steer clear!
Always remember Greggor, just one goat!