MGASL SPRING 2011 OVER 30 TEAM ASSIGNMENTS

Posted by: Unbiased Reporter on 2011-03-01 19:55:24

Green is cursed again,
Red should stick to baking cookies,
Gold dreams of greatness but has a nightmare instead,
Blue will kick the ball out of bounds a lot,
Black is lucky there is beer afterward,
White is good for at least 2 red cards,
Orange will be rife with injuries, and
Tan is the clear team to beat.

GREEN

REZA SEDGHI
NABIL ALTOUSY
JAMAL FALAH
KHALED GHANEM
DAVID SCHARDIEN
CHRIS REEVES
JOE GUILIANI
PAPA NIANG
STEPHEN BEATY
DAVID BASS

BLUE

KEVIN BARNARD
NICK MANS
MIKE REDMAN
BRIAN WALDE
JUAN HERNANDEZ
MIKE HORAN
MARK VANDERHOEK
JASON DELVES
CHRISTOPHER QUIMBY
JOHN SKVASIK

GOLD

HIRAM WILSON
JAMES DUNNA
ABEL GAMBOA
JOHN GRAY
DAVID RESENDIZ
IVAN CHMELO
JAFAR EBRAHIMI
CHRIS HARRIS
JON SMITH
REYES SANCHEZ

ORANGE

IYAD ALHUSEIN
JOHN KOUTSANTANOU
CHRIS NICKS
KEVIN JACKSON
GREGOR JENNINGS
JAY FLESHER
AARON COOLEY
IBRAHIM ABUAZIZAH
THOMAS KACZMARSKI
GUS BARRAGAN

TAN

TRIPP SHIMP
RUSS POHL
JOSE PEREZ
IMAD IBRAHIM
STEPHEN JOHNSON
DON NGUYEN
JASON CHEYNEY
CHED SMAHA
DALE PRESSLEY
TAVIS ALGEA

BLACK

DAN PITTMAN
DARRYL WOLFE
KENWORTH HOLNESS
BRIAN FICKLER
JAMES FREEMAN
BRIAN JOYNT
KEVIN BARRERE
KEITH HAMON
CHUCK KIM
ANTHONY NARSING

RED

KEVIN MOGHADDAM
CHASE DREW
JENNIFER JACKSON
DAVE LALLO
MAMADOU NIANG
DARRYL BERRYHILL
JOHN HUGHEY
MING VILAVYONG
BRIAN ROGERS
WILLIAM BOSWELL

WHITE

JOSH TRIESTE
BILL O'DANIEL
DAVID SMITH
MIKE HANANIA
BOB STOREY
PAUL ALLEN
ALLAN BASS
JOHNNY MORTON
ANDREW MYLER
CESARE MAMMERELLA

Comments

orange, red, or white win it all. Green and black are competing for the basement.

Guest @ 2011-03-01 21:52:33

Tan? really? Good team but the best? Greggor, I would say you have lost your mind but I am not sure you ever had it!

Chase

Guest @ 2011-03-02 07:07:19

This is not fair. How can we even begin to compete this season against the Red Team. Look at that roster, We dont't think they will even give up a goal this entire season.

Collectively written by all remaining 7 Captains

Guest @ 2011-03-02 08:28:57

kevin will get thrown out of a playoff game and miss the championship!

Guest @ 2011-03-02 09:17:12

Wait a minute...this capt doesn't agree with that post! Red may have some TALENT but they also have the TEMPERS! As we all know, you play and win as a team so we will see how this season all plays out!

Kevin B

Guest @ 2011-03-02 10:08:19

I have never seen Mamadou get made or ming not giggling like a girl! what are you talking about tempers?

chase

Guest @ 2011-03-02 10:44:57

Red is overrated. Orange and white are both just as strong. It's a three team race for title. I don't believe any other team will talk more than red though. They are in a class of their own.

Guest @ 2011-03-02 11:21:21

What can I say. I like to entertain u guys with my talk and u know Chase will never shut up.

Guest @ 2011-03-02 12:48:50

There are 5-6 teams that could win it this season. that is the most I have seen with a real shot in 3 years. It is going to be a fun season!

chase

Guest @ 2011-03-02 15:59:59

Chase...Can u believe I agree with your last post?

Kevin B

Guest @ 2011-03-02 19:46:23

What if I said you werent one of the 5 or 6! lol... I havent even played a game and I have already been around Kevin M too long

Guest @ 2011-03-02 20:57:00

Week 1 Predictions

Blue 1 Orange 4
Orange seems on their way to a big win when Gus pulls up with 4 pulled groins and a backache, Jay falls shortly after suffering a total body sprain on his 74th sprint from the back, Chris gives his one good wheel the second half off and Bulldog gets a red card for bulldogging the entire assortment of strikers that Blue throws at him. Iyad completes 437 passes inside blue's six yard box to run out time just before Mark V scores from 47 yards out to end Gregorís hopes of a clean sheet. Barnard takes solace in a shot of tequila with Juan and wonders if they can grab a striker in the summer transfer window.

Red 7 Black 0
The Big Red Machine comes out of the gates on fire with 6 goals in the first 5 minutes of play. That momentum is cooled down by the seasonís first big controversy. It appears on the replay that the Red skipper throws a punch at Black defender Wolfe as Wolfe obstructed Kevin during his 7th consecutive self pass through the Black defense. However, when FIFA ref Kwami takes a second look, he rules that it must be a handling infraction since Kevinís used his hand to strike Blackís star defender. A penalty is awarded to Red which is converted by Lallo with a left footed chip just over Chuck Kimís reach. During halftime Black unveils their secret weapon as paid consultant Sir Paul Cuthbert arrives and proceeds to interrupt Redís halftime snack consisting of red velvet cake and brownies by asking why the Red captain is not using a diamond formation in the midfield. After 3 flying elbow drops and 1 atomic power bomb Kevin M is sent off. Black look to get back in the game after their good fortune but the game was terminated early since Chaseís first 10 shots on the goal in the second half send balls into the lake.

Tan 2 White 4
Quite a boring fixture really. Yawn.... Josh and Dale trade goals early but the real competition is whether Bill O or Bass injure more Tan attackers. A tactic that backfires when both flatten the wrong man on a Tan corner allowing Russ to head one home for a brief Tan lead. White equalizes when a goal kick ricochets off big Mike into the Tan net. Ched follows Josh around the field as a marker during the second half but loses focus admiring Joshís perfect bite. This gives the Josh the opening he needs to head home the go ahead goal. White gets an insurance goal from Dave Smith when the Tan skipper must abandon his defensive post to chase down potential refs in the parking lot for the 4pm Open games.

Gold 2 Green 0
A defensive struggle from the start. Gold held a slight first half advantage in terms of possession, holding the ball 53% of the time versus Nabilís 47%. During half time Jafar requests red cards for the entire green defense while Hiram informs his 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th picks that the game is too close for them to sub in during the 2nd half. Gold gets a breakthrough goal when a bullet off the left foot of Chris Harris takes the Green defense by surprise. The game continues on with a series of scintillating defensive clearances by both sides until the Green skipper notices that the Tan and White game is pretty close and decides to take a closer look. Gold takes full advantage as David R finds Abel on the run to nudge the ball into the empty net to close the game out.

Guest @ 2011-03-03 12:00:51

I'm tired of the lame team names..... blue, yellow red, therefore.......THE GREEN TEAM ANNOUNCES THAT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON, THEY WILL BE KNOWN AS THE GREEN BERETS. WE WILL TAKE NO PRISONERS. BRING IT ON!

EL CAPITANO
THE GREEN BERETS

Guest @ 2011-03-03 15:11:03

I like fried green tomatoes

Guest @ 2011-03-03 16:55:56

kaw made the wrong call by not cautionong the mini-one. typical missed call...and chase goes down with apparent back injury after bryan joynt turnes 3 ways to sundays. sounds like IR for him...again!

Guest @ 2011-03-03 19:58:18

that was some of the funniest **it I have read in a while! that was great!!

chase

Guest @ 2011-03-03 20:55:26

Wow...I agree w Chase AGAIN...this was funny but some of it is so true!!!
Kevin B

Guest @ 2011-03-05 12:55:30

I cant stop crying...that was too funny!! Hiram

Guest @ 2011-03-06 06:54:04

This is some funny S*IT!!!!

Guest @ 2011-03-06 09:03:22

Pretty scary how close the predictions compared with the real scores.

Guest @ 2011-03-07 09:30:45


Week 1 summary in the 'Smack Talk' section. Week 2 predictions later this week in the same section.

The Greek

Guest @ 2011-03-07 10:06:05